My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

Geely will go with you for a happy life

Geely, the Chinese automaker with designs on competing here in the US, has one of the most sadly entertaining websites I’ve seen in quite some time. In the process of preparing for the big move across the pond, they’ve put up an English website that appears to be the work of two adolescents with a Chinese-to-English dictionary and some powdered Ritalin.

Here’s a gem from the company’s official website:

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Somebody want lager, indeed.

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19 March, 2006 5:01 PM Posted by | English as she is spoke, Linkage | Leave a comment

Your prayers are answered

If you’re like me and lay awake at night wondering if the hyphens in the paper you turned in that day are being used correctly, then you’re going to sleep like a goddamned baby that got into Mom’s Valium supply tonight:

Hyphens.

That would probably be a funnier lead-in if it wasn’t true.

2 February, 2006 5:25 PM Posted by | English as she is spoke, Linkage | Leave a comment