My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

A week of thanks. And fun.

This is the first in a series intended to go for a week. It will most likely wither and die before Thanksgving™ gets here, because I am a generally a bit of a bum. Anyway, here’s today’s “Thing I am thankful for”… Really it’s better if you watch this on weebls stuff, the loop effect really adds to it.

21 November, 2008 8:59 PM Posted by | Clay Recommends:, Hash is Awesome, I lack creativity and/or attention to detail, I love me, Just a thought.., LEGALIZE IT!!!, Movies, Plan for global domination | , | Leave a comment

The United States is supporting Hezbollah, Israel Simultaneously

The prospect of this (heading) being true needs to be explored. There seems to be a steady pulse beating the drum of “I don’t give a damn what they do, just as long as it takes attention off of my Iraq problems”.

Its a song that every media is playing along with. The whole world is whistling the tune. There are music scholars that are introducing Counterpoint scores to our most treasured of Hollywood Blockbusters harmonious to this song. Even Minnesota Public Radio has moment to moment coverage on this phenomenon.

The glory of America is its ability to decieve the masses into thinking that there are people whose mental afflictions far outweigh its own in severity.

I’ve got an idea: stop giving away weapons for money! In the long run, those weapons and, more importantly, thier usage, end up costing the Americans (and the rest of the World) gobs more money than we could’ve ever hoped to donate to starving children in Africa, HIV aid, etc.

The whole thing is bullshit. Take away the Israeli heroin spoon of bombs and bullets and have them try things the good old American way: resourcefulness; being kind to your neighbors; the golden rule; etc……you know…act like WE did when we met our neighbors – the American Indians….wait a minute….er…uh…

No, no, no, what I meant to say was Christians! Yes. Christian virtues should play a role…..wait a minute….they invented this war….

A little help?

9 August, 2006 11:33 AM Posted by | Hash is Awesome, Just a thought.., Plan for global domination, Politics and other hazardous materials | 3 Comments

The power of the interweb is matched only by its mystery

A few things:
1. I won’t offer any feeble excuses as to why I haven’t posted anything in the last few days. The truth is, I’m exceptionally lazy.
2. Just because I have not written doesn’t mean I haven’t been keeping up. The front page, however, isn’t the only interesting part of this blog, as you both know. I like to look at the stats. My question is this. What the deuce is so great about this post? It is the only post on this mofo that gets viewed at least once a day, ususally more. So, what the h-e-double-hockeysticks is going on? Any ideas?
3. I got a great idea for a song to cover. Take the Last Train to Clarksville by The Monkees, performed in the style of Mark Lanegan. All joking aside, though, I heard that song on the radio today, and I really think it might work…
4. Hash is a wonderful thing, but sometimes I wonder if it makes me incomprehensible.

16 May, 2006 10:46 PM Posted by | Clay Recommends:, Hash is Awesome, Just a thought.., Linkage | 1 Comment