My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

Whilst my brain dissolves from Red Bull toxicity

I just turned in my semester's writing portfolio! Yay!

I haven't slept in a day-and-a-half! Yay!

I'm having delusions that Lee Iacocca lives in the empty box of Ritz crackers under my desk! Okay fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

In the meantime, read this awesome new McSweeney's list: Thirteen Writing Prompts by Dan Wiencek. Here's a couple of them to give you the flava:

1. Write a scene showing a man and a woman arguing over the man's friendship with a former girlfriend. Do not mention the girlfriend, the man, the woman, or the argument.

6. A wasp called the tarantula hawk reproduces by paralyzing tarantulas and laying its eggs into their bodies. When the larvae hatch, they devour the still living spider from the inside out. Isn't that fucked up? Write a short story about how fucked up that is.

See you people tomorrow.

5 May, 2006 11:37 AM - Posted by | Just a thought.., Linkage


  1. Keep it up Fernando. Just remember, if you aren’t constantly fucked up on drugs and/or alchohol, having too much sex with too many young girls, always shopping for a better deal on roofies, forgetting about important details, and/or coming up with REALLY good excuses…then you’re not learning anything.

    Comment by willcharlton | 6 May, 2006 10:28 AM | Reply

  2. Riiiiigghhht.

    Comment by Fernando | 6 May, 2006 4:12 PM | Reply

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