My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

Happy Stoner Day, man.

So, as I was trolling the murky waters of the internet this evening, I decided to check out Something Awful. I used to read SA every day, but lately it hasn’t been very funny. Too many boring, time-consuming, inside jokes for those who participate in MMORPGs. Or whatever. Tonight, however, changed my mind. The article is from yesterday, but it should stay on the front page for a week. Holy shit, it took me almost fifteen minutes to get through the damn thing because I was laughing so hard.
The point of the whole exercise is to fill us in on The Bradford Exchange, purveyors of tasteless and horrific “memorabilia” to hillbillies, rednecks, idjits, rubes and morons since 1912.
Read it for yourself. The analysis of the actual items for sale is great, but the suggestions are priceless.

A stirring rendition of General Patton riding on the back of an American eagle, with scenes of dogs or cats (you pick the breed) painted on the interior of the wings.

Need I say more?

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21 April, 2006 2:03 AM - Posted by | Just a thought..

3 Comments »

  1. I’m really tempted to change the site’s tagline for this week to “More Gay Than Jim Nabors”.

    Comment by Fernando | 21 April, 2006 12:04 PM | Reply

  2. i agree with you. how fucking funny was that article?

    Comment by Clay | 21 April, 2006 12:07 PM | Reply

  3. Fucking good. I agree, SA has been hit or miss lately, but that article was gold.

    Comment by Fernando | 21 April, 2006 12:17 PM | Reply


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