My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

This post is brought to you by the letter W and the number 3.

Wow, guys, nice posts lately. They’ve been creative, witty, and rather amusing. I kind of hate to try to live up to that kind of writing, but I fear I must.
What do the following three things have in common?


Just a letter, right? Wrong. I will prove here today that one of three is an impostor, an evil outsider sent, possibly from Space or The Future, to conquer all of mankind. I will give a point-by-point argument. Questions on my theories will not be tolerated.

1. Two of the three utilize strong primary or secondary colors. Cheerful and inviting. The other has a dark, imposing, Death Star vibe to it.
2. Two of the three can be enjoyed more fully with the assistance of another W-word, “weed”. The other is just a buzzkill.
3. Two of the three have special “wwwwings”, giving them a whimsical, devil-may-care feeling. The other is straitlaced, boring, and somehow manages to evoke all the charm of the Third Reich.

I think that’s enough to prove my point. Tune in next week, when I will link mud baths, Heidi Klum, and the mighty three-toed sloth.

7 March, 2006 1:41 AM - Posted by | Just a thought..

1 Comment »

  1. I will link mud baths, Heidi Klum, and the mighty three-toed sloth

    Now that’s porn I would pay money for.

    Comment by Fernando | 7 March, 2006 6:03 AM | Reply

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