My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

King of all he surveys

My good friend Jaysen sent this picture along. I’m not sure if he took it or not, but it’s pretty awesome.

King Poopie

7 March, 2006 6:02 AM Posted by | Photographs, Politics and other hazardous materials | Leave a comment

This post is brought to you by the letter W and the number 3.

Wow, guys, nice posts lately. They’ve been creative, witty, and rather amusing. I kind of hate to try to live up to that kind of writing, but I fear I must.
What do the following three things have in common?


Just a letter, right? Wrong. I will prove here today that one of three is an impostor, an evil outsider sent, possibly from Space or The Future, to conquer all of mankind. I will give a point-by-point argument. Questions on my theories will not be tolerated.

1. Two of the three utilize strong primary or secondary colors. Cheerful and inviting. The other has a dark, imposing, Death Star vibe to it.
2. Two of the three can be enjoyed more fully with the assistance of another W-word, “weed”. The other is just a buzzkill.
3. Two of the three have special “wwwwings”, giving them a whimsical, devil-may-care feeling. The other is straitlaced, boring, and somehow manages to evoke all the charm of the Third Reich.

I think that’s enough to prove my point. Tune in next week, when I will link mud baths, Heidi Klum, and the mighty three-toed sloth.

7 March, 2006 1:41 AM Posted by | Just a thought.. | 1 Comment