My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an areola

Yesterday, someone came to our site after typing “longest nipple in the world” into a search engine.

How on Earth did that happen? I tried searching on Google for longest nipple in the world, which pops up some weird sites but none of them ours. Ditto for Yahoo! and the blog index site Technorati.

MSN’s search engine also failed to find us, but it did helpfully return, a profoundly disquieting website which proudly proclaims that it has “The Longest Nipples In The World. No Posing, No Models or Imitations.” From that statement one can surmise that the internet is simply rife with photographs of normally-nippled girls cavorting around without a stitch on save for their prosthetic extra-long nipples. The mind boggles.

19 January, 2006 7:55 PM Posted by | Just a thought.. | 1 Comment