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I’m gonna be rich!

Hey guys, I just got some very exciting news via the miracle of the “interweb”(All praise be to Al)-
I’m going to be a very wealthy man. Earlier today, I received an email from one Martin Adams. The full ext of the email follows:
“My name is Martin Adams I trained and work as an external auditor for the EFG Private Bank Limited, Jersey, Channel Islands, working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire Channel Islands, United Kingdom.

On my routine audit check last year, I discovered some investment accounts that had been dormant for at least 9 years. All the accounts belong to a single one account holder with monies totaling a little above £4,689,670 four million six hundred and eighty thousand six hundred and seventy British Pounds sterling’s.

Now banking regulation/legislation here demand that I do notify the fiscal authorities after a statutory time span of 8 years when dormant accounts of this type are called in by the Jersey monetary regulatory bodies.

The above set of facts underscores my reason for writing and proposing to you. My investigation of the said account reveals that the investor, a Briton had died in 1995 the exact time the account was last operated. I can confirm with certainty that the said investor died interstate and no next of kin to his estate has been found or has come forward all these years.

I am of the settled conviction that using my insider leverage, I, working with you can secure the funds in the account for ourselves instead of allowing it pass as unclaimed funds into the coffers of the Government of Channel Islands. This is especially possible as you bear the same LAST NAME with the said investor. This exactly is why I crave your participation and co-operation. I have in my custody all relevant documents (legal and Banking) that will facilitate your claims as the beneficiary of the funds.

If this offer is okay by you, we can put minds together and workout the modalities and our mutual benefits. I shall however leave out the final details of this transaction till I receive an affirmation of your desire to participate. Be rest assured that I am in control of the situation and as such, there would be no risk whatsoever if you elect to come on board. Needless to say, UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY is of vital importance if we are to successfully reap the immense benefits of this transaction.

Please send your response and contact details Eg. Full names, Direct telephone and fax numbers to my private and more confidential e-mails; OR which I have created for this purpose only.

I do expect your prompt response.

Martin Adams

As you can well imagine, I was thrilled. This is by far the most legitimate business opportunity I have ever been told about. More later.

21 December, 2005 2:03 PM - Posted by | Just a thought..

1 Comment »

  1. Clay, I just want to remind you about that million dollar check I was going to mail you. Remember: I need you to send me $10,000 first, just to get the ball rolling. It won’t be a big deal, anyway, after Martin Adams gets you all of that money.

    Comment by Fernando | 21 December, 2005 11:36 PM | Reply

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