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Today is National Hate the French Day

I have declared today to be National Hate the French Day, as I feel that our nation, as a whole, has not exerted nearly enough daily effort in their ignomity of our dirty cousins in gay Paris. Our President, long may he be ignorant of his surroundings, has issued the following statement on this, the Most Important and Glorious National Holiday:
“Today, our Great Nation celebrates our victory in combat against France. The Iraq thing is old hat. We won that war with the help of Our Father, His Son, and His Holy Oil Tycoon. Now, we’ll all just pretend it never happened, just like that place with the ugly women they was always a’coverin’. Remember, a war without France is like…uh…World War II.”

And now, for the National Hate the French Day Quote of the Year:

“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?” – Dennis Miller

Thank you, that is all.

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19 December, 2005 11:32 PM - Posted by | Just a thought..

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