My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

We can’t waste any more time!

Listen, I know we’ve got this blog started and everything, but we need to get our next most important venture into action: the Ivy Leagure’s Starter Kit. Things I think should be included: pomade, black-bristled comb, letterman’s jacket, atleast one (1) cardigan and atleast one (1) pull-over. Any other ideas? Come on guys, this is huge!

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15 December, 2005 3:26 AM - Posted by | I lack creativity and/or attention to detail

2 Comments »

  1. The Ivy Leaguer’s Starter Kit should also include a pipe, leather elbow patches for your tweed jacket, and pre-printed letters that you can address and mail to your old friends telling them that you can no longer hang out with them.

    Comment by Fernando | 15 December, 2005 12:03 PM | Reply

  2. There is a part of me that thinks that The Ivy Leaguer’s Starter Kit should also include anal lube.

    Comment by Clay | 17 December, 2005 9:29 PM | Reply


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