My DD214

Veterans should be a thing of the past.

Thank you everyone.

The first thing I shall do to etch this momentous occasion in the virtual stone that Mr. Gore gave to us in tribute not so long ago, is say thank you to my friends Clay and Fernando. I know that you feel like you are inferior to me and my wonderful superpower, but I assure you that we are no different (other than the superpower). Thank you for including me on my own idea guys, this is great.

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15 December, 2005 1:51 AM - Posted by | I lack creativity and/or attention to detail

2 Comments »

  1. We need to have a holiday where we thank Al Gore for inventing the internet. Ideas?

    Comment by Fernando | 15 December, 2005 12:34 PM | Reply

  2. Call it Kwaanz-Al. It shall be on the 29th of February. Every four years we shall sacrifice 10 virgins (out of a thousand) and 10,000 goats to the Great Altar of Ba’Al, and then we shall take the other 900 virgins to a party, feed them wine coolers, and have a down-home orgy.

    Comment by Clay | 17 December, 2005 9:34 PM | Reply


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