Similar Happenings.
I had a similar situation in Thailand. Mine involved not a beard, but a Thai hooker named Ta, 60 cent heinikens and the Shore Patrol. More on that later…
Now your moment of Zen.

I had a similar situation in Thailand. Mine involved not a beard, but a Thai hooker named Ta, 60 cent heinikens and the Shore Patrol. More on that later…
Now your moment of Zen.

Will, that picture is fucking awesome. What is Jesus doing, exactly? The earth is surrounded by what looks like flames, and Jesus definitely has an “oh shit what the fuck did I do?” face on.
Will, if I had a nickel for every story I’ve heard that involves you, a Thai hooker named Ta, 60 cent Heinekens and the Shore Patrol, I’d be a fuckin’ millionaire.
Actually, you’d have thirty cents. God, I’ll never understand your propensity for exaggeration.
“propensity”, “exaggeration”, “you”. Big words for a little man.
Gentlemen, Gentlemen!!! Please, now…
(looks in the eyes of his audience one at a time for effect)
Listen, we can stand here and bicker or we can take from the what has been rightfully ours our whole lives…our freedom.
(breathes deeply and wipes a tear)
Why must we fight amongst ourselves?
(runs away sobbing)